Why have the past couple of days been so awkward?
Conversation with my Mother.
Me: "So yeah, since I can't go tonight, so Zac said I should spend the weekend with him in Warragal, coz he's having like a birthday dinner thing."
Mum: "Oh. So is he cracking on?"
Me: "What?"
Mum: "Is he cracking on to you?"
Me: "NO! Mum, where did you get that from?"
Mum: "Well I thought that that would be why he wants you there."
Me: "..."
Mum: "Well, can you blame me for thinking that?"
Me: "Can we change the subject?... Please?"
Mum: "So what will you do in Warragal?"
Me: "Have dinner."
Mum: "Where will you sleep?"
Me: "In a bed."
Mum: "Where will the bed be?"
Me: "I don't know. I'm guessing at Zac's."
Mum: "Zac's hey?"
Me: "I'm going now Mum..."
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HAHHAHAHA. Fuck. Mum's are so gross. How awkwaaaard. I had a worse conversation with my Mum this morning :(
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