Monday, February 1, 2010

Dial M for Murder...


NOTE: I do not condone this behaviour, nor do I have any intention of following through with anything I write down here. These are specifically thoughts only.




Ok.




Are we sitting tight?




Hmm.




Ok.




Right.




Well.




Ok, so I've been watching a lot of crime movies and I've come to a slightly alarming conclusion. I think murder would be really easy to get away with.




I mean, I'd never ever ever ever ever ever ever do it! Plus there is no one I could ever dream of murdering (except a cheesecake boom tish).




There are all these unreal ways you could do it.




I'd always thought that if I had to I would crush up a mixture of pills and mix it in a drink so it looked like an overdose.




But then I think, well why not put a plastic bag over their head, pull the trigger, burn the body.




I dunno.




I think I'd probably chicken out. Well, not probably. I would most definitely. I couldn't do that. Not unless it was an extreme situation. Like taken hostage. Even then I don't think I could.




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