Californication...

Californication has just come on.

God I love that show. Like, LOVE that show.

I told my Mum the other day that I'd love to have a part on it. I don't think I've ever seen my Mum more disgusted, upset and disappointed all in one hit. Yeah, my Mum doesn't really like the show all that much.

I mean there are heaps of reasons to love the show.

1. It's super funny. Very witty.

2. It's different from all the other shit on TV.

3. It's slightly rebellious.

4. Hank Moody is a bad boy. I love a bad boy.

I had never really noticed how much I love a bad boy till recently. I mean, if I go and name all my celebrity crushes they've all had some problem or other.

For example:

* Russell Brand - Drug and Sex addiction

* Johnny Depp - Drug and Alcohol addiction

* David Duchovney - Sex addiction

* Robert Downey Jr - Drug and Alcohol addiction

* Robbie Williams - Drug, Alcohol & Sex addiction

* Noel Fielding - Drug addiction

I could go on.

I've also noticed that I have the hots HUGELY for older men and I don't mean like you know 5 years older. I mean significant age gaps.

For example:

* David Bowie

* Rod Stewart

* Adam Hills

* Ewan McGregor

* Hugh Laurie

* Adrian Edmondson

* See the above list

ETC ETC ETC

Anyways, my point is that I think I'm a freak. I am concerning myself. I asked Mum today what she would do if I brought one of these guys home and she said "Obviously I'd be disappointed, but it's something I'd just have to deal with."

OBVIOUSLY I'D BE DISAPPOINTED?????

I didn't really know what to think. Not that I have ever envisaged myself marrying someone like the afore mentioned, but if I brought home a boyfriend like that I don't want my Mum to feel disappointed. I don't even understand why she'd be disappointed. They're recovered addicts...well most of... well...Anyways the point is I guess I didn't think she'd be that upset.

Bahahahahaa

Runkle: (opening an old edition of Hank Moody's early work) "Oooh signed edition "Dear Kelly, Thanks for the awesome oral?" Whose Kelly?"

Moody: "I don't know, but I wish she did. Sounds like she's got mad skills."

Now that's funny shit.

Well I think I'll stop while I'm ahead.